meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

I AM: A contradiction of terms.

I SAID: "95 percent! So, it's probably you!!!"

I WANT: To stay in school forever.

I WISH: I could keep a 'hawk always.

I HATE: Phonies. And people who use "like" like always. And the misuse of "to" and "too" and "its" and "it's" and "your" and "you're" and and and and....bigots.

I MISS: The dudes.

I FEAR: Growing old!

I HEAR: Way too much crap. On the radio, around campus, at work, on the streets....

I WONDER: If Nelly Furtado is fully aware of how fugly she's become?

I REGRET: Nothing, for the path I've taken has led me to where I am right now. And I love me.

I AM NOT: As idiotic as I pretend to be.

I DANCE: Like a maroon!

I SING: Impeccably well!

I AM NOT ALWAYS: As interested as I pretend to be. Proper manners and all that jazz.

I MADE: Some unforgettable music.

I WRITE: From the heart.

I CONFUSE: Myself often by overanalyzing the most trivial things.

I NEED: A goddamn vacation.

I SHOULD: Be more conscientious of my daily caloric intake.

I START: Getting hyper whenever I hear "Flagpole Sittah."

I FINISH: With a bang! HA!

I BELIEVE: In just about anything and everything.

I KNOW: That the culture industry sucks ass.

I CAN: Cook like there's no tomorrow.

I CAN'T: Work on my car. Couldn't work on my bike, either. Come to think of it, I am useless. An unabashed mechanical tool. HA!

I SEE: Myself making a difference.

I BLOG: Because I can.

I READ: Way too much theory and not enough for fun.

I AM AROUSED BY: An intellectual blonde that drives a black Acura. Wheeeeeeee!

IT PISSES ME OFF: That the world is filled with dolts.

I FIND: That I have become allergic to chronic stupidity.

I LIKE: To sample strange foods. The weirder it reads on a menu, the more I jones for it.

I LOVE: H. Forevermore.